April 2012
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March 2012
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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echoessilencepatiencecake:
idk i have good taste in music and i have boobs what more do people want from me
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my friend invited me to the gym today
i think she’s implying i’m fat
phantasthma:
people who put “i don’t read” under their favorite books section on facebook
are you trying to tell everyone that you have no intelligence whatsoever
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Me: Can I be a model can I pose for Alexander Wang and Fendi and Chanel and Gucci can I be in a perfume campaign can I sing Lana's songs in dark bars can I live in a city apartment can I fill my city apartment with vintage couches and pot plants can I dye my hair dark orange can I buy more fake fur can I kiss somebody who is double my age
Life: No go to school you idiot
wastoldtheredbecake:
no i can’t go out with you our musical tastes are completely different it would never work out
h0lland1945:
if someone ever made me a really nice mix cd i would literally marry them on the spot
backbraces:
why dont more people like me i am such a joy to know
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kelsey-tdcc:
Just found my new best friend on omegle omg
i hope you’re talking about me ok
i met this girl on omegle and she’s brilliant and she actually likes good music and is inviting me to her wedding with alex turner and she’s seeing vampire weekend in concert the fifteenth of july
she’s breathing the same air as ezra, you guys
going to austin this weekend yay
that means ❀new clothes and books❀
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me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
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